Cam: Pat! Pat: what! Cam: (panicking) you're out of beer Pat: chill I'll just go get some more Cam: good Carys: (comes downstairs) Why does everyone have to meet at our house all the time? Like what's wrong with your house? Cam: nothing, you guys just have food Carys: and you don't? Cam: just microwaveable Carys: (rolls eyes) Pat: well you're looking hot (pulls her close to him and kisses her) Carys: Amy decided to throw me a bachelorette party Cam: wait. your getting married? Carys: oh yeah forgot to tell you. Pat proposed last night. Cam: congrats, Pat: thanks Cam: I would celebrate with beer. But you don't have any (glares at Pat) Pat: chill, I said I would get some Carys: what's wrong with a nice old bottle of Jack Daniel's? Cam: it's too early, you gotta warm up with beer first. Then go for the liquor Carys: thanks for the tip Cam: so what are you gonna do for the party? Go to a strip club or something? Amy: that's the plan. Carys: You should totally have a bachelor party for Pat Cam: you mean you don't mind him going to a strip club. Seeing half naked girls, possibly rubbing and grinding against him? Carys: not at all, as long as he doesn't f**k any of them Pat: really? Carys: yeah, you gotta let loose and enjoy your last few days of being an un-married guy/girl. So go ahead and have some fun Pat: if you say so, who's gonna take care of Ryan though? Carys: I'll find a nanny Pat: No way, I do not trust Nanny's. I've seen the news Carys: fine then, you guys can go ...
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